Beware the Turtles!

Just another quicky post. Malcolm's daycare notes today were funny. He got his first "incident/accident report for parent". It's a very official looking form which had to be signed by the director of the center. Here are the details (don't worry, it's amusing):

Nature of Incident/Accident: Malcolm hit himself in the forehead with a turtle (plastic).
Action Taken: Picked him up and comforted him. He recovered quickly. Slight mark.

(we couldn't see a mark and he was fine when I picked him up)

His daily sheet (which lists his diapers, bottles, and naps, and has a space for a day summary) said "Malcolm sat and played and played with the stacking turtles. Then he smacked one into his forehead (see accompanying accident report) - after that, bottle and bed"

Poor guy, attacked by a turtle at daycare. I'd want bottle and bed too, after that.

Really, it's all good. See?